A clipart clown saying "Whats up?" while holding a balloon.

whoopee! welcome to clown town :o) :o) :o) here you will find the nation's most prestigious of clown colleges. the students here are training to be world-class, completely certified clownessuiers of the high(jinks) arts. jokers, jesters, and fools of all kinds are welcome to apply!!!

Why don't you meet some of our students? :o)